Tuesday, January 25, 2011

RE: RE: I've been watching you...

Connie,

I was staring at you all day, I was just observing your daily behavior and actions for a couple hours. You should take it as a complement. And it's not like I watch you while you're in the bathroom. I've come to learn that is inappropriate with co-workers. Please be mindful that despite the unattractive tone of your response that I am still interested in dating and/or sleeping with you. When it comes to the bedroom, I am disease free and have a lot of experience from personal practice. I think we would be a good fit. Plus, I live close to you. We could carpool to work. Let's take this relationship to the next level and start the process of our eternal happiness.

Srsly,
Dan

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