Dear Boss,
I will not be abiding by the dress code you've so eloquently informed me of. I am an advocate of casual Fridays and will fight to see that my rights and the rights of my coworkers are preserved. Hence, next Friday I plan on wearing a fishnet tank top, a speedo and my Kiss Army slippers. Additionally, I plan to grow a full beard and moustache out over the next week and then shave it into a fu manchu right before our big meeting with the new customer. Please know that I'm not acting out to be an unnecessary pain, but rather to prove a point and serve as an example for how our company should be run. I'll also be wearing ladies panties and a bra, but they won't be visible. I just wanted you to know. ;-)
Srsly,
Dan
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