Dear Connie,
I've noticed that you have yet to accept my friend request on Facebook. I know that you probably have some fears about adding a co-worker on the site, but rest assured, I will be completely professional about it. I do think it might be a good idea for us to connect online though so we can share our thoughts, our fears, our sexual fantasies and more. What are some of your sexual fantasies? I have this recurring dream where I'm running through a field of your hair and I'm naked and then my roommate shows up and he's also naked and it gets really confusing, but you know how dreams are where nothing really makes sense but you still go with it? Well, somehow me and him suddenly have a baby and then it grows up and it's you. Then the next thing you know me and you are married and we have children of our own and one of them is my roommate, who I end up living with after you and me get a divorce cause the state of Georgia won't allow a father to marry his daughter.
So, accept my friend request.
Srsly,
Dan
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