RE: RE: I've been watching you...

Connie,

I was staring at you all day, I was just observing your daily behavior and actions for a couple hours. You should take it as a complement. And it's not like I watch you while you're in the bathroom. I've come to learn that is inappropriate with co-workers. Please be mindful that despite the unattractive tone of your response that I am still interested in dating and/or sleeping with you. When it comes to the bedroom, I am disease free and have a lot of experience from personal practice. I think we would be a good fit. Plus, I live close to you. We could carpool to work. Let's take this relationship to the next level and start the process of our eternal happiness.

Srsly,
Dan

I was watching you...

Hey Connie,

I was watching you type up that testing doc and noticed that everytime you need to copy and paste you click the Edit menu bar then Copy and the same for Paste. You can actually use the keyboard short cuts Control+C and Control+V. The V stands for paste. Probably for your Very sexy fingers.

If you'd like maybe we could continue this conversation over dinner.

Srsly,
Dan